Saturday, October 29, 2005

ATTENTION MORONIC SPAMMERS...

I warned you once, and I'll warn you again...quit spamming my blog. I have a new tool that let's me see who you are, and if you keep spamming me, I'm gonna get you...

A few things...

1) I don't want your cheap, fake, use-life-experience-as-credit-degree - I have a real degree - almost two, infact.

2) I don't care how cheap your knockoff Viagra is.

3) I don't care how cheap your black market software is.

4) I don't need you to enhance my love life. I'm neither black, nor single - I'm happily married, so lay off.

5) I'm fully aware of what is going on with my eBay account. You, on the other hand, are not.

6) If I was single, why would I want to find "real singles" in Atlanta today, IF I'M IN PHOENIX!?!

7) I don't want a "ROLOX" (note the spelling error) replica.

8) I want you to know that you are the dumb ones and I am the smart one. Do you really think that your stupid e-mails are enticing enough to open? Or that your fake posts on my blog are legit?

Be warned...do it again, and you're going to be sorry.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm neither black, nor single - I'm happily married, so lay off

Sorry, I'm a bit dense. If you were black, but not single, I bet you still would have no interest in that particular product. Am I right?

(PS: I think you can set up your template so comments are moderated. IOW, you check them before they post)

John R. said...

Thanks for the comment. It's not a racial thing at all, because you're right - if I was black, I still wouldn't be interested. But, then again, I haven't received any Italo-Latino-Scots/Irish-Apache Singles In Your Area emails lately to compain about either.

And I'm all versed on the comments things now, thanks to some blog-savvy friends. I don't really believe in censorship unless the comment is totally tasteless and rude, in which case I can delete it.

With that thought, I'm considering not allowing anonymous posters either...